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Patricia G. Feliciano writes in to tell us:

Baronesses always whooped at me and even gentlemans did in the civil john!
Well, now I whizgiggle at them, because I took M eg ad ik
for 7 months and now my tool is terribly bigger than civil.
procure http://herosafe.com/

She goes on to say:

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Correspondents reported an astonishing number of broken
arms among the injuries of the protesters, indicating a
At the time of the accident the train had a two-man crew
civilians remains widespread, … Rape and sexual

Thanks for your e-mail, Patricia. I still find it odd that so many women in the world today are having issues with their penises. I am glad that Mega Dik worked for you and that your tool is terribly bigger than civil. I also love the use of the word whizgiggle in your e-mail.

I just have one question, Patricia: How big is civil anyway?!

Until next time…

I know I am blowing up my site today with SPAM, but I just wanted to start writing again…

Since I have been carrying my iPhone and checking my personal e-mail account with it, I have been very amazed by the amount of SPAM that Thunderbird detects and blocks. But, since the built-in mail client on the iPhone doesn’t have a SPAM filter and my e-mail host has limited resources for blocking it at the server, I have received many SPAM messages lately. Most of them are hilarious!

I am about to start a new category on my blog titled SPAM. In this category I will be posting up a lot of the SPAM I receive that I find humorous. I’ll post any links and whatever with these posts. Just be sure you don’t follow any of them.

I’ll start with this one today:

The SPAM Message:

http://arratx.com/
Mail to jeff.cross
I always wanted a bigger pe*nis, so did my wife!
Josiah ledger

My Comment:

Josiah’s wife wants a bigger penis, too?! Interesting…

Until next time…